June 2009
11 posts
“Who’s my favorite fictional character? Jesus.”
– My 13 year old brother
Yachting.
JstAnthrRockStar: is he cute?
hmrsmpsonzealot: For the most part. About my height, nice teeth, dark hair.
hmrsmpsonzealot: Preppy for sure.
hmrsmpsonzealot: Like...his parents own a yacht.
JstAnthrRockStar: hahaha
JstAnthrRockStar: oooh
hmrsmpsonzealot: Not that they DO, I dunno, they could be dead and left HIM the yacht.
JstAnthrRockStar: maybe
JstAnthrRockStar: he IS a yacht
JstAnthrRockStar: that'd be like
JstAnthrRockStar: uber preppy
JstAnthrRockStar: and would explain his awkwardness
JstAnthrRockStar: does he handle corners well?
Monday
Where the hell was I?
I am on a roll.
I swear…these salesmen WANT to hate me. I DID yell at one of them. So he’s allowed.
March 2009
2 posts
“It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s...”